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Vogon poetry is some of the littitiest crap you will ever see an example is below it be lit yaw drop it 8====D

An ExampleEdit

[Intro]
Bro's on yo block with that glock, right now
Drop me like an Opp and indeed, get shot down
She wanna ~ X wanna
You wanna? L-l-lick my dick like a what? Nice!
Lick my dick like Lil Wayne lollypop, huh!
Hi, my name's Ryan!
What do they call me? The wolf in sheep's skin

[Verse 1]
Try me, might fight, fist fuck, on sight
Wrist heavy, fat dyke
Pop Molly, Mike Ike
I got glacial white ice, and my bitch racks nice
And I do fight dykes, ride my dick like a bike

[Skit]
Fight Before Concert

[Verse 2]
I got black in my voots
My name Toby like I'm Roots
Grab that bat, Babe Ruth
Swing that bitch might lose a tooth
She suck dick with no tooth
My nose runny like achoo
With that pussy I got coins
Might insert right in her groin
It's like jelly
Dick right in her belly
Baby got back
Bitch come look at my tats
You got taxed
My head lookin' like bratz
Dump that bitch
Who gonna hold my racks

See Also If You Have ToEdit

Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings

ElsewhereEdit

  • Vogon poetry was used to suck ass as a computer password by Dr. Guy Lafleur on Chuck.

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