My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles[1] was a twelve volume epic poem by Grunthos the Flatulent. He was about to give a reading of it, when his major intestine, in a desperate bid to save all life, jumped up his neck and throttled his brain.


Relax mind.
Relax body.
Relax bowels.
Do not fall over.
You are a cloud.
You are raining.
Do not rain.
While train.
Is standing at a station.
Move with the wind.
Apologise where necessary.

Notes and referencesEdit

  1. In the TV series, it was referred to as Zen And The Art Of Going To The Lavatory.

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