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Happi-Werld III is the third Happi-Werld in the galaxy, not the third planet from the star Happi-Werld. This planet contains the main factory for teleportation. This is where the teleportation protesters protest, chanting a famous teleportation lore:

Aldebaran's great, okay, Algol's pretty neat, Betelgeuse's pretty girls Will knock you off your feet. They'll do anything you like Real fast and then real slow, But if you have to take me apart to get me there Then I don't want to go.

Singing, Take me apart, take me apart, What a way to roam And if you have to take me apart to get me there I'd rather stay at home.

Sirius is paved with gold So I've heard it said By nuts who then go on to say "See Tau before you're dead." I'll gladly take the high road Or even take the low, But if you have to take me apart to get me there Then I, for one, won't go.

Singing, Take me apart, take me apart, You must be off your head, And if you try to take me apart to get me there I'll stay right here in bed.

Another smaller song is :

I teleported home one night With Ron and Sid and Meg. Ron stole Meggie's heart away And I got Sidney's leg.

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