Galactic Eezzeereed is a language that features in the Hitchhiker's series. It appears on the ship that Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect teleported onto after escaping a sundive into the sun of Kakrafoon.
Arthur thinks that the writing system of Galactic Eezzeereed looks like the footprints of a drunken spider. Luckily, Ford can read it. It said "Golgafrinchian Ark Fleet, Ship B, Hold Seven, Telephone Sanitizer Second Class".
Behind the scenesEdit
A phoneme of "EasyRead", this appears to be an in-universe parallel of lingua franca such as Esperanto.