Azgoths of Kria

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The Azgoths of Kria are an alien race, responsible for producing the second worst poetry in the universe at the time that The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was published.

[edit] Grunthos the Flatulant

During a recital by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulant of his poem Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning, four of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council was able to survive by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos is reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his twelve-book epic My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save life and civilization, lept straight up through his neck and throttled his brain.

[edit] Now First Place

The absolute worst poetry in the universe was written by Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England, but it was destroyed when the Earth was. For this reason the Azgoths of Kria now have the absolute worst poetry in the universe.