- Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning.
- My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles.
Now First PlaceEdit
The absolute worst poetry in the universe was written by Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England, but it was destroyed when the Earth was. For this reason the Azgoths of Kria now have the absolute worst poetry in the universe.