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The Azgoths of Kria were an alien race, responsible for producing the second worst poetry in the Universe.
Grunthos the Flatulent

Grunthos the Flatulent

The most famous Azgoth poet was Grunthos the Flatulent, whose work include such works as Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning and My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles.

The absolute worst poetry in the universe was written by Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England, but it was destroyed with the Earth. For this reason, the Azgoths of Kria now have the absolute worst poetry in the universe.